Q. How many gully dwarves does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 2. No more than 2.

Q. How many kender does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. What lightbulb?

Q. How many intelligent kender does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Both of them.

Q. How many dwarves does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 4. One to change it, and the rest to get drunk celebrating.

Q. How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to change it, and one to die nobly in the last chapter.

Q. How many Silvanesti elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None. The humans burned it out; let them change it.

Q. How many gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Theresacommitteetryingtofindtheanswertothatquestionrightnow...

Q. How many DL companions does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One. Just Tanis. I mean, who else did anything in the chronicles?

Q. How many Raistlins does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. "Shirak"

Q. How many Caramons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. "Hey Raist! How 'bout some light? Cheers."

Q. How many Knights of Solamnia does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 3. Two to argue about the Measure and deck each other and the last to change it.

Q. How many DL authors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. All of them. One to change it, and the rest to admire it and write the Lighbulb Nations Prelude Trilogy II.

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